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Genshin Impact

"A game made for the filthy, hentai watchers who want to spend some cash or just burn their entire wallet over some anime girl drawings and and a 3D version of them. This game has shown to have a definitely not toxic community that definitely does not complain over wrong skin colors on a drawing on Twitter, and definitely not a community that only speaks in their own lingo.

According to multiple resources and facts from the internet community from social media websites like Twitter, this game introduces Gambling addiction, which has a side effect of burning away your wallet, and also the effect of losing all you've done in your life to look the best and be the best in everything you've done, over a stupid BoTW style game full of anime.

If you want to avoid all side effects from all of this, avoid even seeing about it, because I don't have a singular cure for you filthy anime lovers.

Oh, also: that'd be 19.99. Thank you for choosing me.
Regards."
youtuber: "this video is sponsored by an incredible game, genshin impact-"

person 1: what happened?????

person 2: he died

person 1: why?

person 2: *literally brings everyone from the dead up to the ground we live on, introduces magic and makes the statement that magic does not exist in this world invalid, and nearly murdered person 1 due to overshock and a heart attack*

Person 2 was later arrested for third degree murder, 4 attempts of murder that were unsuccessful, 5 attempts at trying to rob banks, and 10 attempts of avoiding jail and avoiding fines. His sentence was a life sentence with the 30 years from the other attempts at escaping.
by yurusitaka February 10, 2022
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Genshin Impact

The game that has potential to be better had it not been for the gacha. Then again we also have peeps who are sensitive as fuck due to being unable to take an opinion. Supposedly, I say that the game could use some quality of life changes, there will be white knights defending it as usual.
Need i say more, it's trash but peeps refuse to admit it. Genshin impact isn't that great of a game.
by OMGihategachagamesaton January 5, 2022
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Genshin Impact

Probably the reason that your broke and bi right now
Man: I just started playing genshin impact

Woman: NOW HOW ARE WE GONNA FEED ARE KIDS!?

Man: Don’t you have money?

Woman: How do you think I know what you are talking about right now!

Man: oh…. But I really wanna go down on kaeya and zhongli and childe and diluc

Woman: I want to do the devils tango with beidou.

Man: You see what we gotten are selves into!
by Genshin Fan September 10, 2022
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Genshin Impact

An open-world adventure game where people pull for the featured character only to get Qiqi.
by Awesome Aasim April 20, 2022
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Genshin Impact

The start of all addictions, why you have no money for a house, and why your lover probably left you.

To be honest, they do have really hot 3D anime characters and good lore. Can't really argue with that.
Genshin Impact ruined my life, Shelby!! It ruined it!!! OMG NEVERMIND GANYU RERUN DROPPED, GOTTA GO GET HER

spends life savings
by mayo in a jar September 24, 2022
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Genshin Impact

Shitty grinding mobile game where all the characters are so pale your eyes will fucking bleed. You know how using light mode makes peoples eyes burn? Yeah turn that eyestrain into copy paste characters that all look like the same fucking person just copy pasted over and over with different hairstyles and outfits slapped on. They have a few kid characters "who are actually 200 years old" to pander to disgusting pedophiles.

Demographic consists of greasy 40 year old incels, random teenagers on tiktok, pedophiles, and maybe a few normal people here and there.

fuck this game i hope it dies
Larry: Wow did you know there's a color thats lighter than white?
Bob: No, what is it?
Larry: Genshin Impact White! It's lighter than #FFFFFF
by Kid Named Finger7 April 17, 2023
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Genshin Impact

A free-to-play-to-pay-win anime-inspired open-world, RPG gacha game created by miHoYo, released September 28, 2020. Touted for being one of the most advanced gacha games on the market to date. The game is heavily focused on exploring and grinding items, gear and materials to level up characters. These characters can be obtained through the system known as "wishing" where most desired/popular characters are locked behind a very low success rate of less than 1%. While the game may seem very ambitious it does very little creatively. It takes core mechanics from games like Zelda: Breath of the Wild and leans very heavily on anime tropes. Character voice-acting tends to be over the top, high-pitched and can be quite grating. The plot is very average and only serves as a starting line for your adventures. Much like most gacha/anime, there is a heavy focus on (bad) fanservice. Many of the female characters are dressed in very revealing outfits, body physics are over-the-top with an over-sexualization of young "loli" characters. Often times, the characters will be referred to as "waifu" (female) or "husbando" (male). People who enjoy these heavy anime stylized influences often times are referred to being a "otaku" (essentially "nerd") or weeaboo. Both terms are mostly used as derogatory where weeaboo is more closely associated with somebody of Western (United States) world who is heavily involved in anime/Japanese culture, often times with a over-the-top obsession.
I'm a whale who has spent thousands of dollars in Genshin Impact and finally got my waifu!!
by Lesser Evil October 20, 2020
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