Geiger

A TEACHER PLEASE PLEASE DONT DO THIS

MS GEIGER

by Desk:) August 22, 2022

Geiger Counter

A device designed to count geigers.

Distressed Farmer: I'm worried that last NATO airstrike contaminated my topsoil.
Serbian Rescue Worker: We better count the geigers then, someone get us a geiger counter!

by Thumblesteen September 23, 2023

Dylan Geiger

The embodiment of “cringe”.

Everything Dylan Geiger says is cringe.

by niggermonkey666 May 5, 2020

Paul Geiger

Has a massive cock and his tits are double your human height

Paul Geiger is a champion, I want to be him someday.

by Heligroppeter May 24, 2020

Tor Geigant

"Young chinese boy". May also like eating your cats and dogs. Started Covid!

Tor Geigant ate my cat

by Tor Geigant January 31, 2025

gastronomical Geiger counter

Yer noisy "butt-crack" dat "cracklingly" detects whenever you've been in close proximity to baked beans or cabbage.

John claimed he hadn't had any beans for supper, but his loudly-registering gastronomical Geiger counter told a different story!

by QuacksO November 11, 2025