gaytardware

Similar to gayware and tardware but in many instances considerably worse

I've been maintaining this gaytardware for quite some time now

gaytardware by at77 October 17, 2008

gaytard 

a person that can be described as both a gay and a retard

wow, that guy's wearing a pink abercrombie sweatshirt, what a gaytard!

gaytard by uhhhMARISSA December 28, 2005

gaytard 

Some one who is not a homosexual, but is a complete idiot, and he's so smug and proud that you just want to BASH HIS FACE IN WITH A SHOVEL!!!!!

A "gaytard" sits next to me in english. He occasionally smirks over at me and says something idiotic.

gaytard by Norton Johnson December 7, 2006

gaytard 

a term used to describe someone/something that is both gay and retarded.

"wow,I look like such a gaytard in that picture.."

gaytard by Maddie McGregor January 20, 2008

gaytard 

An individual who combines the most ridiculous aspects of gay culture with the lowest I.Q and the shortest attention span.

"Omigod, I like, love Jessica Simpson! Am I like, a gaytard?"

gaytard by giannirebl June 27, 2008

Gaytard 

The name to someone who you think maybe homosexual and is (in your opinion) "speshal"

Fairweather is a bloody "gaytard"

Gaytard by Nibling October 27, 2007

guitarded

The inevitable state attained when a normally skilled guitar player loses said skill after over-imbibing in alcohol and/or other narcotics, and can no longer play a normally easy song or riff.

Note: normally this is used only by the guitar player him/herself, as those in the vicinity are likely also too inebriated to notice the guitardedness.

1)Fuck! I'm guitarded. 2)I'll play you this song unless I'm already too guitarded.

guitarded by Kdott December 6, 2006