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Shoot the Gap 

This is when you're sitting on the toilet after a hellacious night of binge drinking, releasing the kraken of your asshole into the porcelain abyss, and you realize...

"Oh, man I'm gonna puke"

But there's no trash can in sight, so you have to "shoot the gap." For the gentleman, pull your cock and balls somewhere out of sight and aim..

This is the epitome of epic bodily fluid excavation.
Oh, I missed...I missed...Stan, I'm so sorry. I couldn't shoot the gap.

spiffkins gap

Taint. The area between the asshole and genitals.
While she was blowing me, she put one finger under and tickled spiffkins gap, before going back to my balls.
spiffkins gap by Bluebrees September 13, 2008

Shooting the gap 

Verb;

Shooting the Gap refers to when one has the beegees and is sitting on the toilet releasing a massive amount of watery feces then suddenly they have to barf so they must "shoot the gap" between their privates and the bowl.
after a long night of burritos and liquor Kevin ran to the shitter and ended up shooting the gap. he barf all over his balls
Shooting the gap by Jonnoguano August 6, 2011

shirt gap 

the rancid gap between a mans gut and his waist
when you try to have a conversation with a dude but you keep getting distracted by his rancid shirt gap.
shirt gap by itsposthuman June 19, 2017

Snatch Gap 

Man, that chick can put a shampoo bottle in Snatch Gap.
Snatch Gap by BobSaggit73 July 19, 2020

Nose Slap Ass Gap 

When your wife is sleeping peacefully so you slide your arm around her and shove smelling salts in her face. You then use her horrified recoil to shove your dick up her ass.
My woman went to sleep on me after making promises earlier in the day. So I hit her with the Nose Slap Ass Gap.
Nose Slap Ass Gap by Mgatty April 19, 2023