Gonzo

A penis that, when erect, curves down resembling Gonzo's nose. Curves to the left, or right are also acceptable, if prefixed; ie: Left-gonzo; Right-gonzo.

"Look at the Gonzo on that dude...." I said.
"Yeah. What a Gonz." She replied.

by LONe1 January 11, 2010

Gonzo

When you beat off onto a girls chest with your balls resting on her eyes.

"I was bangin Camilla last night and she wasn't putting much effort into it so i gave her the Gonzo... waca waca"

by DoBeDe May 09, 2009

Gonzo

The act of putting the used blue rubber on a girl's nose after she passes out.

After we had sex, she passed out and I gave her the gonzo.

by Dog Fight June 10, 2004

gonzo

when a male puts his testicles on top of the shaft of his penis and shows it to other males like the "penis-showing game" in the film WAITING

"Matt showed me his gonzo and therefore got to kick me in the ass four times"

by Mike Pissalot July 18, 2006

Gonzo

To write a paper for a class regardless of the fact that you are high out of your mind on some sort of strange substance.

My God! I tripped for so long that I ended up having to gonzo the paper that was due last friday.

by Chris P Crunch April 07, 2006

gonzo

Huge nosed mamal usually found with narcaleptic tendencies. Natural habitat: North Miami shopping malls and high school socials. Loves Jeefus.

see also Ant-Eater

by sharkattack February 10, 2005

Gonzoed

People getting banned when they act like an ass.
banned

Dude, you got gonzoed!

by °¤o,¸¸¸,o¤°`°¤o \\$tick// o¤°`°¤o,¸¸¸,o¤° February 23, 2005