G.I.

Geographically impossible.

When dating, there's a realisation that a potential partner won't work due to your differing locations.

How'd your date go? Super well, but a g.i. so on to the next one...she's in New York, I'm in Austin, TX

by p00lm8 August 27, 2021

G.I. Braltared

When the goaltender in a hockey game makes an amazing save. Known as this because the goaltender is thus "as solid as a rock", and Gibraltar is known for its large rock.

Did you see the how Vasilevsky G.I. Braltared McDavid in the Lightning game last night?

by PixelPHI October 8, 2020

G.I. Joe

When you are having anal sex you imitate the Americans aggressive nuclear bombings back in the day and scream out HOORAH when you finally "touchdown"

Whenever I G.I. Joe, I feel like a real American!

by Real American Patriot February 5, 2019

G.I. Joe

Term for United States Military units, any branch.
USMC
USAF
USA
USNG
Etc.
Popularized in WWII and the Vietnam War

"How are you, G.I. Joe? It seems to me that most of you are poorly informed about the going of the war. They say nothing about your presence over here. Nothing is more confusing) to be ordered into a war to die."
-Hanoi Hannah, June 16th, 1967

by trhsrthsrh January 19, 2021

G.I

Short for Gary Indiana, usually used by natives.

Dude 1 : Yo how you been ?

Dude 2 : OK, just hanging wit my homies from G.I.

by ComminCents February 24, 2023

G.I. BAD

Savior from Death NET. G.I. BAD and his team serves to shoot down the demons of PTSD with their tools of expertise, sending them away for good.

Just in case, we got G.I. BAD.

by D*A*P July 3, 2024