G.I. Joe

Term for United States Military units, any branch.
USMC
USAF
USA
USNG
Etc.
Popularized in WWII and the Vietnam War

"How are you, G.I. Joe? It seems to me that most of you are poorly informed about the going of the war. They say nothing about your presence over here. Nothing is more confusing) to be ordered into a war to die."
-Hanoi Hannah, June 16th, 1967

by trhsrthsrh January 19, 2021

G.I. Joe

A guy in the military who comes home on leave and sleeps with his friend's girl

" Brad came home on leave and slept with his best friend's girl, he's such a g.I. joe."

by [e-mail] August 13, 2014

G.I. Joe

When you are having anal sex you imitate the Americans aggressive nuclear bombings back in the day and scream out HOORAH when you finally "touchdown"

Whenever I G.I. Joe, I feel like a real American!

by Real American Patriot February 06, 2019

G.I. Braltared

When the goaltender in a hockey game makes an amazing save. Known as this because the goaltender is thus "as solid as a rock", and Gibraltar is known for its large rock.

Did you see the how Vasilevsky G.I. Braltared McDavid in the Lightning game last night?

by PixelPHI October 09, 2020

Do A G.I Day

March 5 is national Do A G.I day

Guy one: Dude, did you hear what today is?
Guy two: No, what is it?
Guy one: Its the day after Hug A G.I Day, so it's do a G.I day

by LElizabeth March 04, 2015

G.I. BAD

Savior from Death NET. G.I. BAD and his team serves to shoot down the demons of PTSD with their tools of expertise, sending them away for good.

Just in case, we got G.I. BAD.

by D*A*P July 04, 2024