fartle

verb; to startle oneself with flatulence, to wake up due to one's own undexpected fart, fart + startle = fartle

While napping, my dog, Fido, fartled himself and wondered where that sound and smell had come from.

by dannyboykc November 21, 2010

fertleswiper

A very chubby penis, with lots of bulging veins.

"look at the Fertleswiper on that, it looks like a melted Mars bar"

by Keith Laird May 28, 2006

Furtherbound

A unit of measurement commonly used by lawyers from Covington

The drunk obnoxious GA fan went furtherbound down an old windy road.

by tarleto3 September 14, 2019

furtenwechter

An offering of leg hair used by certain cults in Germanic history.

Sister Friede, bring forth the furtenwechter, and place it at the altar.

by SisterHolgaer April 18, 2021

furkle

furkle-verb
to search and fumble about for something, perhaps furtiveley

She furkled up the bishop's robe to help him find his tassles.
She furkled up his inside leg to find his leg measurement.

by catthefet February 21, 2007

Fartleberry

A little bit of stale turd hanging onto your anal hairs.

"No one would rim him because he had a fartleberry or two"

by Edna Sweetlove September 26, 2006

Dr. Frank-N-Furter

Dr. Frank-N-Furter is the infamous Sweet transvestite from Rocky horror picture show.

Rocky Horror Picture Show Live

by Spider May 13, 2005