God first

The infamous words used in every instagram bio by women who have baby daddies like an artist has paint brushes. Alternatives include "Only God can judge me". Don’t be surprised if you also see this fuckshit of a term as a tattoo as well, which is good, as it can be used as a visual aid to GTFO once you see it.

Jim: "Meisha's hot, should I ask her out?"

Tom: "Oh hell no bro, she has “God first” in her bio. You know what means - god is never first, and condoms are never a thing.”

by oneandonlygod!! April 29, 2022

On first name terms with Mr Tumnus

adj. Descriptive of an uphill gardener who's so far in the closet he's found Narnia, taken out a mortgage there and spends his days fraternising with the local populace.

"I don't care if he was married to the bird off Dawson's Creek, that Tom Cruise is so far in the closet he's on first name terms with Mr Tumnus".

by SpunkyMcGiblets June 20, 2014

Forst

Before first. The most important task or item.

To become a good writer, you must forst learn how to spell.

by Shayrazor September 12, 2016

First Relationship Blues

Common in first relationships when one has unrealistic hopes and dreams. Typically they fall in love in a short amount of time feeling they cannot live without their other half . Attachment and obsession are some of the many symptoms . After the relationship ends their life falls apart after the realization that the future they imagined will never come . After the breakup a stage of “blues” arrives where they deal with depression and sadness for months until enough time has passed to heal the wound.

He had a really bad case of the First Relationship Blues

by LoveDoctor72 April 7, 2019

Night-before-first-day-of-school syndrome

That feeling when you can't sleep the night before the first day of school

Guy 1: ugh i can't fall asleep and its 12:20

Guy 2: Seems he's got Night-before-first-day-of-school syndrome

by Redsoxsuck04 August 6, 2014

this ain't my first rodeo

you've done something before

settle down, this ain't my first rodeo

by pimpthug September 2, 2010

First word on Urban Dictionary

The first word on Urban Dictionary is the word "the man" the definition is: The man is the head of 'the establishment' put in place to 'bring us down.

what was the First word on Urban Dictionary ?
The man

by GREENWOLF_35 October 1, 2021