funk

another word for the coolest person alive

man, that girl is funk

by teahee123 May 07, 2007

funk

(adj.) A combination of the words faded and drunk. It is often consequential after vaporizing and smoking alcohol, which is done by pumping a concentrated amount of air into a plastic bottle with vodka inside.

Toby: Dude, what do you want to do right now?
Kerry: Man, I want to get funked!
Toby: Start jerking out that crystal geyser!

by Akt Tak August 23, 2013

of the funk

1.)If someone is from "the funk" , they come from a legendary village of mythical and immortal creatures.
2.)to have the immense power of the funk,or another musical power,relating to Gaara of The Funk,from the popular "Naruto Adbridged" series.

Ex 1:
Person:Oh my goodness!A Unicorn!It must be from the funk!GASP!

Ex 2:
Person 1:DDR Sucks

Person 2(of the funk):Oh No You DI'INT!

Person 1:OW! *got hit with Person 2's power of Rock*

by InsanityofLight122 October 11, 2008

funk

one of the many nick names for cannabis

yo man u got the funk?

by nevizit June 27, 2005

The Funk

n. (slang) General term for venereal disease, esp. viral strains which cannot be cured.

I hear he's dating Amy now... I wonder if he knows she's got The Funk.

by Z December 22, 2004

funking

A polite way to say fuck when there are people around and you really shouldn't be saying the f-word.

At some reception:
Woman :Funking hell! What is that fat cow wearing again? Can't believe she's with the Vicar.
Friend : Ah funk it,who cares ?
Woman : Looks like your husband does.
Friend : Oh funk,yeah!

Vicar: Ooh did I hear anyone talking about funk ?
Both Women: Funkadeliiic!

and that's how you save the night!

by Marjaan. May 02, 2008

funk

being in a bad mood

I'm still in a funk from my boys' loss at the Olympics

by Anonymous March 02, 2002