drunk funk

Drinking so much to avoid depression that you get depressed about how much you're drinking.

Ever since that 1st adoption class they make you take, I've been in a drunk funk

by JimHolt April 8, 2017

ga-donka-funk

Where someone has such a big butt that they cannot wash properly and it produces a vile odor.

"Did you see Lashawn come by with her ga - donka- funk butt?"
"Yes, it smells like she just walked away."

by randomone January 3, 2005

dirk funk

The coolest dude in the world. If you make him mad, he will put his balls on your forehead.

That guy over there is such a dirk funk. I want to be just like him!

by VisexXxEvans June 30, 2009

drunk funk

to crap on yourself when you're totally wasted

She was so wasted, she got drunk funk all over herself.

by Johnson3391 December 20, 2006

double scoop of vanilla funk

1) An alcoholic drink containing peach tea, Pepsi, Sprite, orange juice, Hi-C, and Bacardi 151.

2) An instance of a White person doing something amazing and uncharacteristic of White people, like being good at basketball or dancing.

1) "I'll have a Double Scoop of Vanilla Funk, I'm gonna get wild tonight"

2) "O! he slammed that one in your face with a double scoop of vanilla funk"

by Mal-1 December 31, 2007

druckin' funk

To be DRUCKIN' FUNK is when you do stupid stuff while or after drinking alcohol.

I messed up. I got drunk last week, called my boss, and quit. I'm glad the boss understood and let me keep my job. He said "we all do stupid shit when we're DRUCKIN' FUNK." Whew!

by hardworkin'man November 4, 2018

Drunk in the funk

When you're so sleep deprived you feel high/drunk. This may or may not only apply to people who are Bipolar.

I've been awake for 4 days straight, I'm so drunk in the funk, just laying on the floor laughing hysterically. I can see through time.

by SsaladFingers April 25, 2016