Futzing around

Fooling around, wasting time

"Kimberly so futzing around " said sam we have work to do.

by Lily sandra February 1, 2019

Futzing around

Fooling around, wasting time

"Kimberly stop futzing around" said sam we have work to do
(Stop doing that your wasting our time)

by Lily sandra February 1, 2019

Fukthatistan

A mythic land rumored to be somewhere north of bumfuk Egypt. Fukthatistan is often used to express a reluctance to perform a certain task.

1. Mary: Steve will you run down to the store and buy me some tampons?

Steve: Sure Mary, just as soon as I get back from my trip to Fukthatistan.

2. Steve: Mary would it be okay if I put it in your butt tonight?

Mary: Sure steve, let me just make reservations for a room in Fukthatistan tonight.

See also - Bumfuk Egypt

by The Great White Monkey November 11, 2020

hutz ‘n futzin’

Nonsense.

Foolishness.

A wasteful pursuit.

That’s enough hutz ‘n futzin’, Marsha.

Get to work!

Hey, Dan, did you finish your work?,
Naw, I’ve just been hutz ‘n futzin’ all day.

by Gang Dangus October 19, 2018

fuktard

a word that has grown with increasing popularity in sites that dont allow cussing. Short for Fucking Retard, FukTard has become a favorite of many a gamer.

I wish these FukTards would stop ruining the game with their team-killing.

by Jason June 16, 2004

Get Fukt Idiot

To get fukt idiot.

Guy 1: Damn I accidently stepped on a mushroom!
Guy 2: *whispers in his ear* Get Fukt Idiot.

by Punkmax August 14, 2017

Fuktup

A way to express how fucked up you are in a manner that is as fucked up as you are. Fuktup being more percussive resembles the lazy-tongued hard-syllabled speech a drunk person would have. To you, a drunk person is fucked up. To him, "I'm fuggin fuktup!".

630:Hey man. How's that party?

217:I'M SOOOOOOOO FUKTUP!

630:I'll be there in 10.

by Blender Fuck February 22, 2011