Cupboard full of clothes

Cupboard full of clothes is another way to say closet=closeted.

All that's left of us, is a cupboard full of clothes.

by I lack of fantasy January 26, 2021

Full Leon

The Full Leon is a sexual position that involves a suspension harness, a whole can of industrial lubrication and a good amount of stretching.

The both partners lube up and one partner suspends himself from the ceiling with the suspension harness (fasten at least at 4 points with security bolts) and mounts the other partner in an inverted twist. Never attempt "The Full Leon" by candle light because of the obvious fire hazard.

Will the Gravity Boner Full Leon Inafune’s fictional niece?

by MarshmallowChihuahuaMinefield March 20, 2013

Full Blowner

A variation of the typical boner, the Full Blowner is a boner which has reached terminal capacity in both girth and length, pulsating and throbbing almost uncontrollably. It is almost always at a 180 degree angle to one's stomach, unless it is naturally crooked. The Full Blowner typically occurs just before ejaculation and has a short life span.

"Dude, that full blowner is worth writing home about!"

by hollywoody November 5, 2009

full scrotum

1.Anything that hits you in the face unexpectedly
2.Literally, a ball sack in your face (named for the great French writer, Honoré de Balzac)

1. Yes he loved slapstick, but this creampie was the full scrotum
2. If you are in Taintown, then you know what a full scrotum is

by manshark April 28, 2016

Full On Bombsicle

Radically hot chick. A fine sexy female.

That cute ass honey over there is a full on bombsicle.

by Dubometer July 3, 2019

Full mental Jacket

To Go "full mental jacket". A play on the phrase to go "full metal jacket", made more popular in conversation following the Stanley Kubrick film. To go into a mental irrational verbal tyrade or rant completely unprovoked and exaggerated to the point of WTF.

To lose one's mind verbally on another person unprovoked, going into a complete insane rant making little sense at all, either in text online, comments, blogs, flaming, or in person.

Janie: I am so hungry, I couldn't wait for class to end.
Zena: Assholes like you make me wish breeders would stop having children. You pussy, skank, ho, bitch....
Janie: wtf is wrong with you? I just said I was hungry and you went full mental jacket on me, You need help, srsly.

by alsonotyou October 28, 2010

going full monkey

1. Getting mad enough that you throw your own feces at a person or thing. 2. Mad enough to go crazy and wail one's arms about, like an angry monkey. This usually involves throwing shit at something.

"Did you see the outdoor concert last weekend? It got pretty gross."
"Yeah, some crazy motherfuckers were going full monkey and threw their shit at the stage."

by Six_gun_samurai November 2, 2011