fritarded

The state of being more stupid and/or less observant on Fridays.

"Did I just write 'maked' on that proposal? Man, I must be Fritarded!"

by bellephly August 18, 2006

frigorific

when something is "cold", such as a diss, it can be called "frigorific". Or when its cold outside, you can jazz up your sentence with "frigorific" instead of just "cold" or "chilly".

"It's very frigorific today."
"That diss was frigorific!"

by Dollarboy1000 January 22, 2007

Friar Tuck

A Friar Tuck is the result of a large man or woman sitting on a dirty toilet. The excess skin will encompass the toilet rim picking up hair or dirt. The resulting line of hair across the ass resembles the hairline of Friar Tuck.

If Grace sits on that toilet she'll have a Friar Tuck two inches thick!

by Da Plumber July 7, 2008

Friar Tuck

The action of tucking your boner into the waist band of your pants.

I was in public when you sent me that pic, I had to Friar Tuck it!

by Friar Tucker December 7, 2012

friar's tuck

Slang for a person who is balding or has a bald spot on the top of their head.

Friar Tuck is a companion to Robin Hood in the legends about that character. Friars Tuck is the common pattern of a border of hair around the back of the head/neck and the sides of the head.

Sir it looks you have a Friar's tuck

by Foofe October 4, 2010

91 Friars

Loosely connected band of playaz from the ghettos of Providence.

91 refers to radio station WDOM where they got their start spitting on the mike live on D'Animals radio show.

F <Fresh>
R <Rhymin>
I <Illin>
A <Ass>
R <Rapper>

Spread across the country now their members include west coast rapper Gumby, J.O.E., Nads, and DC's Fat Dan among others.

This young jizzy was kickin lyrics 91 Friars style.

by Danimal 123 November 6, 2010

frigamortis

For those who prefer using less harsh F words, it replaces the vulgarity that "frig" carries with humor.

A state of foolishness.
A person lacking competence
An expression of anger or disgust

Kathy yelled "I told you to knock it off already you frigamortis fool!"

Wow, he really is dead this time, hes even got frigamortis rigatortis.

by thel33tone September 1, 2010