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Free Willy

A mockumentary that derisively details the sordid happenings of the infamous Clinton/Lewinsky scandal which involved "Free Willie" (as in, Clinton's disgracefully-uninhibited sexual behavior implied that he selfishly considered himself to be a "free man" {unattached bachelor}, since he was not honoring his wedding vows of monogamy to Hillary), and how he was being "free" (bold and brashly unrestrained, and not just with Monica, but with goodness knows HOW many other ladies --- think, the "Honk if you **haven't** slept with Clinton" bumper sticker) with his "willy" (defining explanation unnecessary :P). He was never known to charge anything for his "services", either, and so access to his "willy" was "free" for all of the ladies.
As many women as Free Willy has done da ol' bouncy-bouncy with, there could be a movie-history-making number of sequels (Free Willy 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, etc.).
by QuacksO July 29, 2017
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Free Willy

When friends ask why theres yellow stains on your wall " I Free Willy'd "
by Bad Man B February 2, 2021
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Free Willy

When you self-fellate, cum in your own mouth, then spit it in the air as you jump over a young child shouting "FREE WILLY" causing the cum to land on your own back as you do it
Last night I was bored of shagging Barbara so I decided to give myself the old "Free Willy" with her son Joseph.

It was amazing!
by RichterBlowhole July 30, 2021
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Free Willy

When forward deployed during operation Cobra Gold, a Marine chooses to swim into the open ocean and whilst either frog kicking or back stroking begins to evacuate bowels into said body of water.
Hey cpl Marine is Free willying! What nasty little bandini piggy
by J^2mafia July 24, 2023
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Free Willy

When you and your partner rush to have sePENISx and you end up without using a condom
Dude, Sara needed to smash last night, so I pulled a "Free Willy"
by SausageNoodle442 March 1, 2017
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Free Willy

The act of a guy going pee without touching his willy.
"Yeah bro there was no soap in the restroom"
"What did you do then?"
"I went free willy"
by Maurice the conqueror September 16, 2021
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free willy society

When you're taking a piss in public and someone walks by, you don't stop pissing and yell "free willy society"
Person 1: *pissing in a bush*
Person 2: bro why are you pissing in public
Person 1: FREE WILLY SOCIETY!
by Jim Bob the high February 14, 2024
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