freddy fazbear pizza

The one place that is magical, entertaining during the day.
During the night time, it's a horrendous, monstrous, scariest, abandoned shit pile of rectum that will rip your gillies out and shit your pants from 12 AM-6 AM, when it's 12 AM, prepare to shit your pants. At 6 AM, be lucky you survived.

Phone Guy: Welcome to Freddy Fazbear Pizza.
Night Watch Security Guard: What?!?!

by ^_^ December 14, 2014

Freddy Vs. Jason

Huge ass showdown with Freddy Kruger and Jason Voorhees. One of 2003's best movies. Also an A+ horror movie.

John: Hey, bob that movie was mofoing scary
Bob: Don't remind me im still peeing in my pants
Jon:ewwww

by AOJ May 13, 2005

freddy krueger dick

When your dick looks like Freddy Krueger and feels as if it’s burning

Yeah, last night I was with this chick and and I woke up with Freddy Krueger dick

by SkinIsSoft January 1, 2020

Freddy fazbear what happened???

SQUID GAMES!!!!!!!!

Gregory: freddy fazbear what happened???
Freddy fazbear: SQUID GAMES!!!

by cocogoat_drinker March 13, 2022

freddy fazbear

a cute anthropomorphic brown bear from the family friendly game Five Nights At Freddy.

"When you wake up, just remember friends are forever"-Freddy Fazbear, to the kids in his basement.

by Nut fucking E April 28, 2022

Golden Freddy

A spooky scary animatronic that is possessed and crashes your game for no reason but to be spoopy

OH NO IT'S GOLDEN FREDDY!

by FNAF forever September 19, 2019

freddy fazbear

a character thatll never be in smash

hey i want freddy fazbear in smash
get out

by foxy_from_discord November 5, 2020