by f1shy April 22, 2009
Get the fralex mug.a word that rhymes with hayley; something used to sit on. althought scientists are not exactly sure what
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by gentle j February 26, 2011
Get the faleyshio mug.So, back in the day a young newlywed couple went back to their cabin in the majestic polish mountains and decided to have a nice drink of Krupnik (a traditional polish beverage made of vodka and honey) before consummating their marriage. The krupnik had been left outside to chill but had frozen. The horny and thirsty couple decided to melt the frozen beverage in their mouths to try and get a buzz before all the humping. This wasn't going fast enough so the guy (Fracek) said why don't we stick this frozen beverage in our asses and drink as it melts. We can fit way more stuff in our butts!! His lovely new wife (Hailey) said that is why I married you because of genius shit like that and so they buttchugged frozen alcohol from each other's asses and had guilt free polish catholic sex and this became a traditional newlywed thing in Poland.
by MRFALCON December 7, 2017
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Person a: "you see that blonde girl, flirting with Jen's boyfriend?
person b: "yeah I know she looks like a Kelsey Farley"
person b: "yeah I know she looks like a Kelsey Farley"
by Your angel July 24, 2014
Get the kelsey farley mug.(noun) An exceptionally girthy penis with a small head resembling the physical appearance of the late comic actor Chris Farley. When sheathed in a condom, said penis is colloquially known as a fat guy in a little coat, in reference to a scene from the Farley film "Tommy Boy"
Can also be used as a verb, often in past participle form, meaning to copulate with a girthy, small- headed penis
Can also be used as a verb, often in past participle form, meaning to copulate with a girthy, small- headed penis
Jean Claude was proud of his new piercing until he whipped out his Chris Farley and Tina ran for the hills.
I'm never taking that freak Barbara to the Cheesecake Factory again; we'd barely touched our appetizers by the time she'd downed 6 daiquiris and was getting Chris Farleyed by our waiter in the bathroom.
I'm never taking that freak Barbara to the Cheesecake Factory again; we'd barely touched our appetizers by the time she'd downed 6 daiquiris and was getting Chris Farleyed by our waiter in the bathroom.
by Pimple Grandin June 2, 2017
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by Mik C September 4, 2003
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