fireplace

A piece of furniture in a home or ski lodge, or anywhere that can be heated.

They are mostly used during the winter or a time of extreme coldness.

They are also used if a home does not have a heater installed.

"Light the fireplace. It's cold in here."

by Aeropostale Rules December 31, 2007

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Lewiston-foreplay

When a man strikes, batters, wallops, bludgeons, knocks, pops, slams, slugs, smashes, socks, swats, whacks, or otherwise hits his sexual partner in the back of his or her head with his penis.

Lewiston-foreplay : "hey Bill, how did the wife like the Lewiston foreplay?" "Oh, I'll tell you Larry, she really enjoyed the swing of my penis across the back of her head."

by Tom the tucker October 17, 2008

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medieval fireplace

A unwashed Goths vagina full of piercings.

1, "man i sure would like to add some coal to that medieval fireplace"

2, "if she gets any more piercings her face will look and smell like a medieval fireplace"

3, you're such a fucking medieval fireplace

by magicrob69 September 13, 2010

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Conversation Foreplay

When you start talking to someone in the street or on msn etc, and your saying things like "how are you" and "been up to much" to get the conversation going, like doing foreplay before sex.

Friend: yeah we did the whole conversation foreplay thing and then he was suddenly like oh gotta go bye.

by hobocrew July 20, 2010

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Humpday Foreplay

Tuesday

Bill: "Hey ted, tomorrow's Humpday. Are you going to make it to the local brew pub for mug club night?"

Ted: "That all depends on how things go during Humpday Foreplay, but I'm otherwise up for it!"

by yamageke August 3, 2010

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