Foop

1. To masturbate (fap) to a foot/feet.

2. The onomatopoeia for a footjob.

I can't help but foop every time I go to the beach.

Foop foop foop foop

by The Podiatrist August 29, 2013

foop

v. This happens when you fart first and then a little poop comes out. The total opposite of shart - meaning to shit and then fart.

Yesterday I fooped and had to go to the restroom to wipe.

by imacowhunter May 5, 2006

Foop

A combination between the words fuck and poop. It's more sophisticated than fuck, but not as juvenile as poop. Generally used to express shock or disdain.

Mel-"People are actually reading our entry!"
Maggie-"Really? What the foop?!"

or

Johnny- "Man, I got an F on the test! What the foop?!"

by thehoodedmongeese September 6, 2009

foop

A less offensive word to replace a widely used swear word starting with the same letter. Originated from television when swear words are bleeped out. Also used for people/persons who's name(s) has been surpressed in court.

You're a motherfoopin towel!
What the foop did you just do to my household insurance?!
The woman who allegedly raped the kitten was foop MCfoop.
Foop I shouldn't swear anymore.

by ravenhiss September 14, 2003

Fooping

When you're in the process of pooping, and you happen to let a fart slide out.

Person 1:"So Dave, let me tell ya, I was taking a crap the other day, and I farted while crapping, it was great."

--Person 2:"Ya I love when then happens, did you know its called fooping?"

Person 1:"Really? Well goshdarnit Dave, you do learn something new everyday, now don't 'cha?"

by BradS January 5, 2007

Fooping

The act of masturbation while pooping.

I saved time today by Fooping this morning before i had to go to work.

by EpicBobbyBlast July 23, 2010

foop

1. Someone who is a complete failure at life, or at a specific thing. Someone who is often incoherent, and nonsensical.
2. A tool.
3. A thing that is useless beyond comprehension.

1. Teacher: Stacy, what is the square root of 16?
Stacy: Uh, 2?
Mark: Stacy, you are such a flippin' foop.

2. Plumber 1: Can I borrow your monkey wrench, Plumber 2?
Plumber 2: Sure thing.
Plumber 1: These nuts wont twist! This monkey wrench is such a foop.

by poodge July 7, 2008