april fools day 

The one day of the year where nobody, no matter how hard they try, can possibly be funny.

Hey man, you want some peanuts? (Snake flies out of can) April fools!

april fools day by Basil March 31, 2005

April Fools Day 

Trust no one... you are not safe. Run And hide. Don't try to defend your self you WILL FAIL.

Jim didn't run or hide so he was pranked on April Fools Day

April Fools Day by Urban_Dictionary_Daily247 April 1, 2015

Fobbs 

Nerd that attends foxwood!

matt-hey look guys its fobbs!

Fobbs by jewskin1234546 October 18, 2008

junkfort foods

(N) Junk food that gives emotional comfort to the one eating it

I was asked what I wanted to eat for my birthday so I chose pizza, hot dogs, and a side of macaroni and cheese because they are my favorite junkfort foods.

junkfort foods by Xavier Knoxville May 5, 2015

Whole Foods leftist 

The sort of economically oblivious rich person who would consider shopping at Whole Foods to be a serious way of advancing social justice.

That Whole Foods leftist just told me I was literally Hitler for not driving a hybrid.

Whole Foods leftist by Queen Buttrix September 22, 2016

fooble

a brand new term for the world wide indian sauce cooble fooble sauce. As used by mcdonalds, Burger King. And many more popular restaurants

I want some paki on my plate! bring me cooble fooble sauce

fooble by fooblecoobletryhab December 31, 2011

fobspring

fob + offspring = fobspring

guys or gals born to ppl who are fobs(fresh-off-the-boat) are fobsprings

fobspring by Animesh August 14, 2006