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shame folds 

Damn girl, you lucky you got such a pretty face cause your shame folds are shameful!
shame folds by bebecb October 15, 2017

Ben Folds glasses 

1) Nerdy spectacles with thick black frames, sometimes held together by tape, like the glasses favored by nerd rock icon Ben Folds. Required dress for nerds, hipsters, nerdy hipsters, and hipster nerds.

2) Any nerdy eyewear worn for ironic effect
Person 1: What should I wear with my Ben Folds glasses to the concert tonight?
Person 2: How bout a geeky t shirt?

Girls always make passes when you wear Ben Folds glasses.

Bacon folds

When the inside lips of female genitalia are unusually long and/or saggy.

Usually associated with slags or fat people.
1) Steph, your skirt is so short, I can see your bacon folds dangling out of the bottom.

2) Bitch, I can't find your hole, your bacon folds are covering your vagina.

meat folds 

The lower layer of stomach flab that obscures the vision of one's genitals....meat
My meat folds are so big, I forgot what gender I am
meat folds by supahjustin February 12, 2015
The overlapping rolls of fat on an obese person.
I put a peanut on my stomach and when I sat down it disappeared between my folds.
folds by Maia M. April 21, 2006