Short-fingered Vulgarian

Generally used to refer to crude aging twitter addicts with poor spelling skills and even worse judgement. Poofy (bad) hair and spray tan are optional, but common ...

That short-fingered Vulgarian is spouting nonsense and lunacy on his Twitter feed *again*. The number of innapropriate tweets is unpresidented...

by Fugotheugo December 22, 2016

lesbian fingering

When a female uses her fingers (as a penis) to have sex with another female. This is different from fisting.

She pushed me up against the wall, deepening the french kiss. She pulled my shirt over my head to reveal a bright pink lace bra. She grabbed my tit with her whole hand. She pulled down the bra to reveal my light pink nipple. She sucked on my nipple, making me more wet with every lick. She put her left hand down the front of my black lace underwear. Caressing my wetness from the outside. She pulled my underwear to the side and rubbed my clit in slow circles, just as her tongue was circling mine. She entered her middle finger into me massaging my insides. I groaned in pleasure. She pulled out and entered two, into my deep wetness. She was fingering me so hard, until my mind went completely blank and I lost all control. This was the greatness of lesbian fingering.

by bird_is_the_word June 6, 2018

Imam Finger

When a person is speaking and they raise their index finger (usually the right one) to emphasize the point they are making in an aggrandizing manner.

“Ever notice when Bobby gets all high and mighty, he lifts the Imam finger?"

by Gronkage October 8, 2015

wilma finger

The middle finger on your dominant hand. Used to finger bang a female in her wilma/vagina before fucking her.

Wilma finger do until I can get my pants unzipped?

by Worthleast July 20, 2008

Erupting Burning Finger Sekiha Love-Love Tenkyoken

The single most manly (and complicated) attack in existence, and ultimate attack of Domon Kasshu and Rain Mikamura of G-Gundam. It beats even the falcon punch and giga drill break in extreme epicness. the attack comes in the form of a huge blast with the king of hearts symbol on it, as well as having a giant pissed off king who will leave a heart shaped hole that will then cause everything to spontaneously combust.

to use said attack

1)the user must first have a hot nude woman come flying at him, then jump to catch that woman while some how truing a cape into a dress while spinning.

2) you and the now dressed, hot, woman must say: "these hands of ours are burning red". you: "their load cry tells us," Hot-woman: to grasp happiness.

2) then you and the woman must a a quick waltz while screaming: erupting, burning, finger, Sekiha love-love Tenkyoken. note that you have to say "seki", and the girl has to say "ha".

Hey, lets use the Erupting Burning Finger Sekiha Love-Love Tenkyoken!

The Erupting Burning Finger Sekiha Love-Love Tenkyoken is the most epic attack in the universe.

by Zaku-Zaku October 22, 2010

Flinter's Finger

The raw, blistered thumb occuring as a result of excessive attempts to get a lighter to work (oftentimes containing a smidgen of fuel to keep your hopes up). Windy days only magnify the chances of developing Flinter's Finger: The smoker's version of Nintendo Thumb.

"Hey buddy - up for a game of Tecmo?"
"Nah, the last thing I need is Nintendo Thumb on top of this Flinter's Finger."

by goldsac October 20, 2008

butter finger blast

When a guy is having sex with his girlfriend, and she slides her hand down his ass and her finger accidentally slips into his ass, then he reacts by quickly pulling away and off her finger, in a blasting-off motion.

I was having a great time with Amber even when she gave me the butter finger blast. I actually enjoyed it.

by Science750 July 31, 2022