Funting

Funting, or to funt (not to be confused with munting), is to walk into any family-owned grocery store or bodega, (particularly in a low-income neighborhood) with a friend, and walk towards the back of the store with exactly 6 bottles of sriracha. The designated Funter must then utilize the cylindrical knobs at the top of the bottle to pour the contents of six bottles down the designated Funtee’s urethra. The two must place the discarded empty bottles on the cashier’s counter, and the funter will proceed to suck the sriracha out of the funtee in front of god and everybody. The duo will then walk out without paying.

“James and I went Funting last night, he was totally my funtee bitch!”

by zestworm April 7, 2024

Funting

The act of an attempted munting, only to find the victim is indeed in an alive or comatose state. Upon the realization that the organs are indeed not sloshing around (as the body is not decomposing) and the victims awakening, there is an ensuing lawsuit.

I was caught accidentally Funting my cousin now I’m getting sued!!

by Seargant skibbidi April 18, 2024

flonting

When you scrape your dick on the roof of someone's mouth until they get an infection, then you lick the infection for the flavor.

Person 1: Dude, my girlfriend let me flont her last night.

Person 2: Isn't flonting the thing where you rub your dick on the roof of someone's mouth until you get an infection?

Person 1: yeah pretty much

by BigBlackGayOilyMen August 14, 2024

Flinting

When you decide to use your significant other as a human life ring but instead of using a real life ring you use pubes tied together in a braid to form a circle.

"dude I was flinting my girlfriend last night and I nutted in her hair!"

by NIGGERS MUST DIE May 6, 2024

flaunting

A Connecticut slang word used to describe bad things or flaws

Absolutely flaunting.

by Vorphy_101 May 7, 2024

Flusting

flusting is when your cock gets so hard it has a pulse

Josh said "my cock is flusting to fostins sister" fostin was angry after that

by noxyforreal May 11, 2024

flunding

when you have just boarded a flight, sat in seat 14B and proceeded to take the headphone jack on your headphones and stick it in your tip hole and listen to music through the tip and enjoy the vibration.

I just saw Charlie flunding in seat 14b!

by gunters May 15, 2024