Tea Floss

Tea Floss is the pubic hair stuck in your teeth after you've been tea-bagged.

"Wow, that guy's got a great tea bag. But the tea floss is a bitch."

by Stooge-on-BOL May 15, 2008

Flossed Out

Too look cool, tight, flashy, etc.

Originally coined by The B.G.

"I stay flossed out all through the week, my money long, oh you don't know i'm the B.G."

- B.G - Bling Bling

by Altai January 18, 2010

floss

1) to show off
2) to stick dental floss between your teeth

You better quit yo flossin' before i bust you so hard in the teeth you'll be flossin' with a tow rope.

by Nick D February 8, 2003

anal flossage

the act of giving someone a wedgy, eg flossing their anus

my ass really hurts after that anal flossage

by Dizzy4 February 4, 2008

Curb Flossing

Edging the grass along a street curb with weed eaters, mainly the maintenance guys who do city and residential landscaping. But doing your own lawn is included.

while i was driving to work, i saw the landscape maintenance guys curb flossing.

by the_sovereign October 12, 2008

flossing the balls

Using a towel, firmly gripped in both hands positioned anterior and posterior, to dry one's testicles in a sawing motion. Often done while hunched over or one leg propped up on a bench to facilitate proper hand placement.

Just got done flossing the balls. Now to slather some gold bond medicated lotion on these babies.

by nem- January 25, 2015

bacon flossing

Bacon Flossing is when a woman has no sexual partner, and in order to satisfy her sexual desires, resorts to wiping around her vagina with a rasher of bacon(in a towel round your arse crack stylee) to entice her dog to lick around it.

she's a nice enough girl, but a bit of a bacon flosser!

she never has a boyfriend that one, always on her own except for her german shepherd, I reckon she's bacon flossing every night!

by Vincenzo Cabello June 27, 2008