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Floridian Frozen Salami

When you put ice inside a girls pussy and wait for it to melt, after it melts you fuck her.
I used the new Floridian frozen salami technique on my girl last night, it was RAW!
by Mastered Rimmer May 14, 2020
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Branch Floridians

An intellectual collective founded in 1997 that is dedicated to lateral thinking and bad taste. It is often unclear if it is a religion disguised as a joke, or a joke disguised as a religion -- much in the same vein as The Church of the Subgenius or Discordianism. They maintain an expansive website at www.branchfloridians.org and regularly put out e-zines called "The World Domination Update." The group's self-professed objective is "think for yourself!"

At first glance, the Branch Floridians appear to be an ultra-fundamentalist cult, but anyone paying attention should quickly realize this is a sarcastic fascade. Admittedly, though, it is often difficult to tell when they are being serious, and when they are joking. Such pranksterism is deliberately designed to provoke people into *thinking*.
The group has no relation to MSN member and crusader Michelson-Morley or any of his alter-ego/pseudonics. There is a member of the Branch Floridians named Reverend FairInHeight 451, and Fairinheight451 is also a name used by Michelson-Morley. This is a coincidence, though it understandably has caused some confusion among people who dislike MM for his activities in policing several rogue communities that break the MSN Code of Conduct. Michelson-Morley is *not* a member of the Branch Floridians, though respects their ideas.
by Manager December 16, 2004
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Floridian

Publix loving crackheads that basically live in another country because were on our own playing field
Foreigner: Look its a crackhead

Floridian: Yes, I am a crackhead
by vanwinkl January 15, 2025
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Floridian spit

When you exchange saliva with a redneck and use it as lube to masturbate
Dude I did a naughty Floridian spit last night it felt so good
by Jenerkrn November 15, 2021
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floridian

a derogatory term to describe a retard
Jeff: timmy is a Floridian
Casper: he's from Idaho?
Jeff: like a retard
by hugedickrandy August 16, 2025
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Floridian Blackout

The act of having two African American men double penetrating a white man then quickly pulling out and thrusting each penis into the white mans eyes.
Porsche is currently experiencing a Floridian Blackout.
by Mister first class January 11, 2021
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Floridian nut twist

When a woman twist a man’s genitals to the point where once they are released it starts spinning rapidly.
A porn star grabs a man’s balls and let’s go and they start spinning like a dreidel

Hense the name the

Floridian nut twist
by qwertyuiopzxcvbnmadgjl June 5, 2025
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