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flocktard

A dumbass who practices animal husbandry in another man's pasture.
Any flocktard who messes with Big Jake's livestock is going to regret it.
by JJAngleton October 21, 2010
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flocculation

the socially deviant act of fornication with multiple farm animals. Considered by some, an irredeemable sin as it transcends common bestiality.
Bernie: "Forgive me Father for I have sinned. Since my last confession, I have engaged in flocculation with three sheep, big time. But only once."
Padre: "My son, for you, you sick little bastard, there can be no salvation!"
by Herr Doktor Grauwolf January 19, 2009
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Floch

Floch Forster is a character from the show Attack on Titan. He's an overhated character, and very well written. However, many AOT fans, especially Armin stans, just watch from the surface and can't look past him being rude to Armin in S3. Overbound with Survivors Guilt, he later on becomes the leader of the Yeagerists. He also has juicy thighs.
Person 1: Floch is SO useless! Why was he the only one who survived?

Person 2: Yeah... You realize Floch is wondering that too...?
by namisluvr February 26, 2021
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flockinockinihilipilification

nothing... zero...null...
in meditation we become apart of flockinockinihilipilification; the feeling of being alive in a zone outside of the body.
by Ehnjl January 19, 2011
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flochodile

A bitch obsessed with Floch Forster and Eren Jaeger’s Attack Titan form. They’re funny too ig and make SK8 content
Are you following flochodile?”

“No.”

“Good, he’s annoying.”
by flochodile April 25, 2021
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waka-flockery

anything completely idiotic, stupid, or moronic that people attempt to pass off as knowledgeable and/or intellectual.
that new budget plan the republicans came up with is complete WAKA-FLOCKERY
by jbizthamc May 12, 2011
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