Flight Equipment

The only shop in a squadron that is continuously pestered and bothered by other shops, for the lack of contribution to aircraft maintenance by bitch ass whiners who are mad and over worked due to their superiors having poor leadership qualities.

You want me to go to which aircraft and fix what? I'm sorry you must be new, we're flight equipment we don't do that shit, maybe you'll think about lat moving when you re-enlist.

by Cpl Tony January 27, 2010

Flight Simulator X

New version of the flight simulator series relased October 17, 2006 in USA. Very gigabyte hungry, once installed microsoft robs you about 10% of a 120GB hard drive.

me: Hey jack I can't get more than 15fps on Flight Simulator X.
jack: Me too, I hope directx10 improves this.

by zymyo October 20, 2006

fight or flight

The stress mechanism that all human beings possess whenever they encounter a stressful situation. This involves chemicals such as adrenaline and cortisol overriding the brain in which the person will either face the situation like a badass, or run away like a total pussy.

*fight or flight in a nutshell*
Person 1: "I'm going to kick your ass for fucking my mother last night." (pulls out bat)
Person 2: "FUCK THIS SHIT I'M OUT." (runs away)

by Dubiks August 26, 2018

in-flight refuel

When you eat something while in the process of defecating.

My sandwich was so delicious that I brought it into the bathroom with me for an in-flight refuel.

by nickb2tw September 30, 2010

Flight Stimulator

Term to describe an attractive flight attendant.

"I had a long trip from LA to Boston, but luckily there was a cute little flight stimulator to keep me company."

by Flight Dogg1 August 16, 2009

Flight risk

a person who is likely to leave the country before a trial or bail hearing.

The judge kept the man behind bars as it was believed that he was a flight risk

by Ineedfriends July 25, 2019

Flight Atten-dent

When a flight attendant rams into your knee, ankle, foot or any other body part with the service cart, you've suffered a flight atten-dent. Usually they are only minimally contrite because they view your presence on their flight as a necessary evil.

Man, my knee is still throbbing from that flight atten-dent I got when she was busy talking as she pushed the cart right at me.

by Lazarus727 April 2, 2011