freckless

skin without freckles

She's a redhead, yet she is freckless. I don't understand.

by Eli Krenik November 22, 2006

cum freckles

When a man explosively ejaculates on someone's face leaving it speckled in freckles of semen.

To explode cum onto another person's face.

I am going to give her cum freckles when I hit climax

As Tom reached climax point he sprayed his load on Jenny's face leaving her with some new cum freckles.

by LOLTROLL!!!111oneoneone April 13, 2011

Not Freckles

Term used to describe anything ugly or displeasing in nature. (Origin: from offensive sight of blemishes on face, politely refered to as "Not-Freckles)

Person A: Did that guy just flip you off?
Person B: Yeah, that was so Not Freckles of him.

Alternately:

Person C: Hey, do you think Person X is cute?
Person D: Nah, he's totally not freckles, with his hump and all of those Not-Freckles on his face/body.

by Ian Chen May 2, 2005

Freckles

A discoloration of the skin caused by fecal matter when standing too close to the rear of a cow. This event usually occurs heaviest at the point of impact origin, usually the nose, and irradiating out in a mist pattern.

Cass the hipster: my freckles are so cute
Thomas the swaggy guy: Gurl they cute, but which cow you stand behind?

by Michael C. Morris June 1, 2022

Toilet Freckles

The little spots of poop that sometimes get stuck on the inside of the toilet above the water.

Dude, you really need to clean your crapper. There's so many toilet freckles.

by TheDeffil October 28, 2010

Freckles

A petname often given to a boyfriend who has many freckles

Jenn: Freckles where are you?

Travis: Here I am hun.

Jenn: Love me some Freckles

by Wmlovins May 3, 2010

feckless

feckless a verb not giving a feck therefore he or she is feckless

Johnny is a felon and does not give a feck about the presidential election in 2020

He is a feckless fucker

by BellasaurusTheJust June 28, 2019