flabdomen

Usually referring to girls, it is the fat that spills over jeans revealed because the tart is wearing a shirt ten times too small for her. They are usually in denial, and believe that they have taut tummies and abs when all they really have is flabs.

Tabitha B. thinks she's so good-looking, but everyone laughs at that nasty flabdomen that the stupid bint insists on showing off.

by Grindhouse Romantic January 8, 2007

flade

A woman with a very difinitive strut, that is intising to the straight mans eyes.

Yo man, look a that chick she's got a flade going on.
She walks like a flade.

by joe 2na January 20, 2009

ned flanders

a nice quiet nigga who fucks all the bitches at night

"omygod michael is such a ned flanders" this niggah gets all the bitches tbh

by EUGGGGHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! October 9, 2018

fladoodle

when a penis suddenly goes floppy for no apparent reason

ohhhh no youve got a fladoodle

by jean + markus June 17, 2008

flanders

A complete stranger who approaches you at a gas station in the middle of nowhere, only to ask you if you've "found Jesus yet?" The question is usually accompanied by a proselytizing business card depicting someone going to hell for their supposed sins.

Car Owner: Fuckin' gas prices are ridiculous!!
Flanders: 'Scuse me, but I couldn't help noticing you're really mad about the price of gasoline. Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your lord n' savior? He'll help you with your anger.
Car Owner: What are you, some kinda nutcase?

by Tommyt September 6, 2007

flanders

Someone who takes christianity too seriously, revolving most or all of their everyday life around God and/or the bible.

Those 'Jesus Saves' guys are a bunch of flanderses.

by Devin A. December 27, 2003

Flanders

Somebody who never does anything wrong, a do-gooder. This person will often seem to good to be true.

I can't believe how perfect she is it's like she's not even human, she is such a Flanders.

by phantom004 November 5, 2005