by TrekinMad October 17, 2019
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I messed up my expense report and Joyce gave me a Dick flattening in the office right in front of everyone
Kim keeps a rolling pin in her desk drawer so she can give a Dick flattening at a moments notice
Kim keeps a rolling pin in her desk drawer so she can give a Dick flattening at a moments notice
by UDstorytime May 1, 2023
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To ‘flat out’ is to become so bowled over by a car’s looks, abilities, noise or general awesomeness that nothing short of passing out next to it can convey your feelings for said automobile.
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by crank&piston December 26, 2011
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When you diet and try to get skinny while at the same time making fattening foods for your relatives, so that your relatives grow fatter than you and you look relatively skinny compared to them.
I have been using relative fattening to make my relatives fatter so I can look relatively skinny next to them, I made them a cake, I ate an avocado.
by Daniel Spahettian November 25, 2020
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To have such a friendly, (Ned Flanders-like) attitude, that it allows people to take advantage of it and walk all over you.
To have such a friendly, (Ned Flanders-like) attitude, that it allows people to take advantage of it and walk all over you.
"My brother is too generous for his own good. If he keeps flandering around like this, he'll wind up getting fucked over by an scam artist!"
"You need to stick up for yourself, boy! No son of mine will let people flander him!"
"You need to stick up for yourself, boy! No son of mine will let people flander him!"
by dmueller_art December 31, 2009
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