flatwankered

'pissed off at flatmate who leaves you in the lurch'

Seonaidh's flatmate stopped paying rent and bills, and left him to deal with it. Now he lives in London and spends his vast new salary on class A drugs. He now feels completely flatwankered.

by J November 12, 2004

flatland

a great way to use free time; performing a variety of bmx tricks on an area of flat land or open space of concrete; possibly the best way to ride on 2 wheels ever invented

dude i met this guy who could do some really kool flatland stuff like a decade, a steam turbine, and a cliffhanger.

by e-flo May 19, 2007

fralandering

A puplic, mischevious technique of gossip among mixed company where the gossipmongorers (usually female) make no attempt to hide the notion that they are indeed gossiping.

Hey you girls, what are you fralandering about over there?

I can see your fralandering all the way over here!

by tterb- October 8, 2011

Flat lander

(In Off-roading) One who thinks they are the greatest off-road driver in the world by driving in wide open muddy cornfields and other flat mud holes. Used as an insult by jeep owners who prefer narrow mountainous trails containing rock obstacles to mud, or directed towards hummer owners.

Also known as mall crawlers.

I wish these damn flat landers would shut up, they don't know what they are talking about.

by das ungeheuer January 23, 2009

flatlands

Area of flesh between a person's starfish and their front parts.

I pulled out and skeeted all over her flatlands

by Cal December 2, 2004

Flatlanders

A term from people of higher elevations used against people if lower elevations such as cities. Most Flatlanders travel to the higher country for sometimes a week at a time to shoot deer with their "Flatlanders Special" (30-06). Flatlanders often get angry for no reason and miss deer.

"Hey Bren look, the Flatlanders followed us home because we were going 45 in a 35! Must have missed some deer this morning..."

by archeryhunter16 November 27, 2017

Flatland

A "nation". I mean, who the fuck made this, Jacopo Castelletti? This whole micronation thing is just fucked up all together.

Get out, what are you? A Flatlandian?

by Aldy, with love *kiss* July 6, 2012