Presidential Flashcards

(n.)Cash money, dollar bills, dough, moolah, bread.

That kid just asked me to help him with some presidential flashcards

by Nikedunks6.0 December 15, 2009

flashbang ugly

Used to describe someone so ugly you're blinded and deafened upon sight.

Fuck. Angela is flashbang ugly.

by Lord Faggetron January 9, 2010

Presidential Flashcards

A slang word used for money, due to the presidents branded on dollar bills. Populated by 1996 film "That Thing You Do!"

Pizza Restaurant Owner: *puts money on table* You know what those are?
Lenny Haise: .... Presidential Flashcards?

by HorriblePseudonym July 28, 2015

Flashtardian

One who turns on their emergency flashers while driving for no reason

Oh look the flashtardian is running their flashers.....Thank you Captain Obvious none of us would have seen the snow falling or the slick roads if you hadn’t turned on your flashers......

by Captain Obvious XXI November 29, 2018

Tan flashbang

When you hit someone in the face with your nuts.

I gave her a tan flashbang. She got tan flashbanged.

by 1 time hurricane October 12, 2020

Afghan Flashbang

When you get a group of friends to jerk off into a balloon, then blow it up and pop it.

This girl was crazy she let us give her a Afghan Flashbang

by Phteven is losty November 27, 2020

Strip-club flashbang

When they turn the lights on before closing the club and you're already disoriented from the loud music and being drunk and the lights blind you.

Guy:I know they're closing but I need to sit for a second.

Friend:strip-club flashbang?

Guy: Yeah I can't see or move.

by Deadb4uhearit September 8, 2013