Flurch

When someone drunk lunges towards you in an effort at flirting.

First he flurched with me, then he barf'd on my shoe.

by ResonanceShifts May 20, 2018

flachulence

scientific word for "fart"

what stinks, did u flachulate?

by finkleburg March 28, 2004

flatchulated

(past tense)
to have passed gas, Farted, made a stinky,

Oppps, I just flatchulated

by daddyo' April 4, 2007

florch

The Occurance Of Feces During A Fart

"Dude That Was A Wet Florch..."
"Should I Check?"

by The Queen Of Chodes September 25, 2004

Flatch

The process in which bits of watery poo sprays from the anus, during the farting process.
It is also used to describe the flapping of the butt cheeks in this process.

Flatching is often seen as embarasing and shameful, it is curtious to apologise to public and people around when you have just flatched.

"I'm sorry is that my flatch your covered in?'
"I'm terrible sorry, but I flatched all over your mother."
"I dont usually flatch like this."
"Did that hurt? My flatch wasn't perticularly watery today, I do apologise."

by Java Knees March 22, 2009

flatch

Flatmate, a British alternative to 'Roomie'. A more accurate term, since neither we, nor these so-called 'Roomies' actually share a bedroom. From 'Flatchum' or 'Flat Chum'.

"Hey Flatch, how was your day?"

by Flatch # 1 June 11, 2006

flach

To fuck a womans pussy hard untill she cums,

Also Used as Flached; If a woman has cum from being fuked hard.

Also Used as Flaching; If a man is in the middle of fucking a womans pussy hard making her cum.

Hey sean, you gonna flach that honey tonite?.... Yeah, i am.

by Redmond May 7, 2004