Flainek

Supressed homosexual; still in the closet.

I'm Flainek but I haven't told my parents yet, I'm worried about what they may think.

by Noah Webster's son April 9, 2011

Flasterbate

Accidently or purposefully flatulating while masterbating. Defined at Neven's Pond, Keith County, NE.

Keenan: Man I farted while beating it.
Phil: Dude, don't flasterbate in the lodge.

by D.J. French Toast August 25, 2008

Flated

The state of an object either before being deflated or after being inflated.

Air mattress: object is at maximum effectiveness after inflation and is fulled flated.

by Dr Richard Vanderlow January 5, 2009

Flasterbation

Masterbating with your flab and then you cum out of your belly button ( Only gingers can do it )

Flasterbation is really fun

by Flasterbator2k6 May 24, 2013

Flatten the skunk

Smoke a joint, smoke pot, smoke marijuana, smoke cannabis. Derived from the smell, similar to that of a skunk

Smells like someone is flattening the skunk.

Anyone want to flatten the skunk at lunch?

by Rose Ruby November 1, 2013

flateaser

A flateaser is a small breasted women who usually has a nice ass and also happens to be a dick tease.

That Betty Lou has no titty but she sure likes to show off that mighty fine ass to me every chance she can .
That bitch is a real flateaser!

by Mister mojoworkin August 19, 2016

flasterbag

Stupid, lonely, friend that doesn't do anything.

He is just a flasterbag since he doesn't reply to my text messages.

by BLAHBLAHBLACKSHEEP1234 January 27, 2017