flab packing

Back packing with no shirt. Just your jelly rolls out.
Me and my Boy Scout bros are flab packing this weekend.
by Blahblahyourmom February 20, 2017
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Flab Job

A flab job is where a fat person will stimulate the penis using their sweaty flab to make the penis ejaculate. This is pretty much a hand job with fat peoples flab (Masturbation)
Tony - "That fat bird Big Betty gave me a sweaty flab job last night, it was banging!"
by Sinkliner April 18, 2018
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flab tackle

When a person of intense weight tackles you using nothin but body fat
Yo watch out or she's going to flab tackle your ass
by Thedopeman November 23, 2015
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flab grab

A flab grab is where two people are having sex and the male screams, "Flab grab!" and grabs the woman's flab (fat roll). Typically, the woman is overweight and can't move on her own, thus creating the male to hump her across the room or where she needs to go.
Reece: "Man, last night I performed a flab grab on Coach Barker."
Freeman: "Wow, really?"
Me: *disappointment*
by iPeeBlocks October 29, 2014
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Flab wank

An action involving a larger woman and a man's genital regions.

A flab wank involves literal wanking off using two layers of fat around the penis.
" All that girl's good for is a flab wank"

" I wouldn't want a flab wank from her"
and...

" her datin add said skinny white female, you know what online dating is like though; thank god she could give a good old flab wank."
by Cap'n Higgins April 20, 2010
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Flabby-flabs

The flabs of skin at your finger joints
by Lycake November 12, 2018
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Flab condom

Means a male or transgender female with over 20 stone of fat has a constant dropping peice of fat from their stomach over their penis acting as a flab condom,
There is a negative however as people with a flan condom can run too fast and have constant orgasms from their penis rubbing off the flab condom
“Is the 100 metre hurting you that bad that you have to keep moaning”
“Nah bro it’s a flab condom
by Someone1923736727172737 February 04, 2020
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