Flabaghast

This is a guy who loves to watch 18+ content because he will never grow up.

This man also likes anime 18+ content and stuff like that.

Ugh, There is my ex! He's such a Flabaghast

by Jellybeans1999 February 12, 2022

Flabarblegarbled

Shocked, Confused, Excited

Yo did you see the new MrBeast Video?
Yeah I'm Flabarblegarbled that Tim didn't win.

by Wxrenski January 14, 2023

Pabeth Flabanabba

An ex-Mormon who now strips to cover the cost of lawyers and legal proceedings for his six divorced wives. He is characterized by his greasy brown hair that tickles his buttcrack, a saggy, wrinkled stomach that has seen better times, pepperoni nipples that are mostly hidden by a thick mat of curly, graying chest hair, and a sparkly g-string that accentuates his pimpled butt. However, upon entering the club ones eyes cannot help but pass over these features and settle on the most distinctive: his whopping sea cucumber. The g-string has the appearance of a racing strip as it fails to conceal his wriggling anaconda.

Person 1: "Damn, look at that Pabeth Flabanabba over there..."
Person 2: "I can't stop looking at that package. His poor wives...."

by urmomxox April 20, 2018

flabanjav

used to confuse foreigners - also defined as a lucie
made up by lucie when sincerly bored
can also be used to cover up swearing

foreigner - "je voudrais un poisson"
Lucie - "SHUT UP YOU FLABANJAV"

by James ssssssssday May 28, 2006

flabagoggin

a fat person that talks a lot

man that stupid flabagoggin would not shut up!

by kujo March 9, 2004

Flabalanche

(noun): The abdominal area of someone whose body has normal fat distribution, except for their stomach, which is so fattened by beer, it is an avalanche of flab spilling over their pants.

Yo my uncle bob unbuttoned his pants and we got smothered in his flabalanche and nearly suffocated

by Frau Kak March 10, 2003

flabalanche

The effect caused when a woman with a large gut or gunt wears low rise pants thus causing an avalanche of flab over the top of the pants. see also muffin top.

That bitch had on true religion jeans, but that flabalanche was killing me.

by sam cheng April 21, 2006