Wrinkly Fiver

When you give someone a handjob but your hand is wrinkly and pruned up from water.

Yesterday when after we went swimming my boyfriend convinced me to give him a wrinkly fiver.

by Brad1776 April 23, 2018

Fiver

When you are holding in a shit for five hours and releasing nasty farts much to the dismay to those around you.

"Oh man this fiver is about to become a fixer if I can just hold it for one more hour"

"I know dude it smells like fucking shit in here!"

by Tatu 8157 February 26, 2024

Short for a five star which is a hard slap on the back that is painful. It's a term used by middle schoolers and young teens

let me give you a fiver.
Threaten me and I'll give you a fiver

by kcis June 24, 2019