Because there are 4 wheels and 8 people on a firetuck and 4+8 = 12, and ther is 12 inches in a foot and 1 foot is a ruler and Queen Elizabeth was a ruler, and also a ship and the ship sails the seas and in the sea is fish and fish have fins ad the fins fought the russians, and the russians are red and frietrucks are always 'russian' around.
by LemonSqueezy420 April 22, 2020
Get the Why are firetrucks red?mug. A rocketship that puts out fires. Like a firetruck.
Probably the world’s greatest invention since lasers, definitely the awesomest thing that (unaccountably) has not been made yet.
Probably the world’s greatest invention since lasers, definitely the awesomest thing that (unaccountably) has not been made yet.
Elon Musk: "I'm telling you man, soon as I'm done with SpaceX and Tesla it's on to rocketship firetrucks for me. Everything I've ever done will have been in vain if these don't become a thing!"
Donald Trump: "Vroom vroom, rocketship firetruck!!"
Donald Trump: "Vroom vroom, rocketship firetruck!!"
by Charlemagne1993 August 9, 2016
Get the Rocketship Firetruckmug. Rapist: Wanna play the firetruck game?
Victim: Sure.. How do you play it?
Rapist: I, the firetruck, will raise my hand through and up your inner thighs until you say red light.
Victim: Red light!
Rapist: FIRETRUCKS DON'T STOP AT RED LIGHTS :)
Victim: Shit.
Victim: Sure.. How do you play it?
Rapist: I, the firetruck, will raise my hand through and up your inner thighs until you say red light.
Victim: Red light!
Rapist: FIRETRUCKS DON'T STOP AT RED LIGHTS :)
Victim: Shit.
by TesTy_DaBlockz September 9, 2023
Get the firetrucks don't stop at red lightsmug. A game we’re one person slaps their hand on someone’s thigh and the only way to chicken out is to yell firetruck. If the person says firetruck you respond with “Firetrucks don’t stop” until they push your hand off or you start having gay sex.
Joe: Hey Peter wanna play firetruck?
Peter: Sure Joe
Joe: OK let me know when you give up
Peter: Alright Joe
Joe: *Slaps hand on Peter’s thigh*
Peter: Firetruck
Joe: *Still going up to Peter’s crotch* Firetrucks don’t stop Peter
Peter and Joe: Start having gay sex
Peter: Sure Joe
Joe: OK let me know when you give up
Peter: Alright Joe
Joe: *Slaps hand on Peter’s thigh*
Peter: Firetruck
Joe: *Still going up to Peter’s crotch* Firetrucks don’t stop Peter
Peter and Joe: Start having gay sex
by Bbbbbrrrrrrruuuuuuhhhhhhh November 14, 2019
Get the Firetruckmug. A man long ago with the name of Cristian Cortes, who is addicted to roblox and snapchat, gets no bitches except for sir Charles baslie, and it a complete dumbass it everything he does and is also is gay and extremely racist. He is also very obese with a BMI of 200.3, and he is only 4 feet 1 inch.
by Deez nuts May 25, 2022
Get the Firetruckmug. When a dude has a massive cumshot.
by Boi_that_fuckin_wak May 11, 2020
Get the white firetruckmug. The act of not masturbating for a few days so you can cum more in a girl.
This is done to “put the fire out in her loins”.
This is done to “put the fire out in her loins”.
by John fire trucker December 1, 2022
Get the Firetruckingmug.