Iowa City firehose

When a man is soooo drunk that he passes out naked on his back and eventually starts to piss, straight up in the air, spraying EVERYTHING in sight.

Guy: Bro, you wont believe it, this total slut took me home last night.
Friend: Noice! Do tell.
Guy: Well, I blacked out and came to with her screaming that I had let the "Iowa City firehose" loose on her.

Friend: Ha! Dooshkabob.

by Dictocracker May 22, 2018

Won Ton Firehose

When a Chinese man inserts his penis into another man's anus and urinates intensely.

Last night after going to a gay bar Shun Lee came back to my apartment and gave me the best Won Ton Firehose of my life.

by Queen-of-queer August 30, 2013

Nigerian Firehose

The act of masturbating in a public area and swiftly pulling the fire alarm right at climax of said orgasm causing a scene that would shock everyone who was lucky enough to see it.

Bro I got kicked out of the mall yesterday
Why
I hit em with the old Nigerian Firehose

by GlockoSandstorm66 July 9, 2023

Wrestling with the firehose

When a man has to pee very badly and in the process of pulling out his dick when he finally gets to the bathroom he begins to piss wildly before he has his grip or his stance ready.

"Whoa, is it raining out there?"

"I wish. I was just wrestling with the firehose after all that Gatorade I drank this morning...I don't have any extra pants."

by koreatown May 2, 2019

"firehose" remark-reaction

Refers to the involuntary "geyser" of liquid/slurry that one produces when something funny/shocking is spoken in his presence while he's eating/drinking something, said utterance causes an "automatic" or "uncontrollable-on-short-notice" lung- expulsion from a laugh or cough, which in turn causes a forceful ejection of the mouth's contents which shoots out for several feet and disgustingly messes up anything (or anyONE) in its path.

A classic example of a "firehose" remark-reaction is when Jimmy Culp does an astonished "sploooot!" when he hears his name mentioned by Robert Stack on the Tonight Show immediately after taking a deep swig of beer.

by QuacksO February 21, 2019

Transylvanian Firehose

A sexual maneuver in which a man lops off the head of his own penis and sprays one or more other individuals with the resulting blood spray.

Alan's in the ER after attempting a Transylvanian Firehose.

by Aohaku July 20, 2016

Badajoz Firehose

During coitus, when you ejaculate and urinate simultaneously.

I gave her the Badajoz Firehose last night!

by RoundenBrown October 15, 2021