fig nooters

iCarly parody of Fig Nuetens (the cookies)

Spencer: it's just a bunch of fig nooters! what's up with the fig nooters??!

by c pop loves dick March 25, 2016

Fig Joke

A phrase that refers to a joke that causes an overwhelmingly amount of sorrow. when said joke is vocalized, the internal vibe of the room is thus ruined or extinguished.

Some time passed in silence,after an unexpected fig joke was said.

by sir soi July 6, 2020

fig.socks

Noun: The most concerning individual on Instagram dot com. Lover to Kyojuro Rengoku (by force) and incredibly talented artist. Derived from the root words "fig" and "lemon socks," in reference to popular indie musician Cavetown. Kitchikuo's greatest companion, and snommies' arch nemesis.
Adjective: **** ** **** *** ** ****** **** *** ******* **** ** *****

"Have you seen fig.socks' new story posts? They are literally the most disturbing things I have ever seen."

"Wake up babe, new fig.socks Rengoku merch countdown is almost up!"
"I just figged my sock."

by kitchikuo December 20, 2022

I want a fig newton

this means that you are looking to hook up.. I want to fuck you

If mouthed silently this looks like I want to fuck you so mouth the word I want a fig newton at someone you want to hook up with

by Susan T August 10, 2006

Fig Newtons

A term for marijuana.

Chris: Hey dude, you wanna eat some Fig Newtons later?
Zak: Sure!

by yellowfeather996 November 2, 2009

fig pecker

A bird. Also, a delicacy in ancient Rome: the unborn embryo of a chicken still in the shell.

I cannot stop eating these! Pass me some more fig peckers!

by Virgil Smooch February 9, 2010

Fig Cena

The Best cena gimmick of this era, The face that runs the place and the only cena that matters.

Fig Cena, a guy that does the cena gimmick the best.

by Adam Phill January 8, 2018