Dong Fiddler

1) One who plays the skin flute or meat pipe.

2) One who takes great pleasure in playing with flesh bats.

Mouse: Hey Sal, your hair smells good...

Sal: Hey! Back off dong fiddler!

Mouse: I just wanted to be close to you! By the way, You look great in uniform...

by Sal-Da-Longshanks November 21, 2010

fodder

fodder is a term zero two used against her darling when she was mad about not being a human

zero two: YOU'RE JUST MY FODDER AFTER ALL!
hiro: shook

by eli chan March 2, 2019

kiddy fiddler

One who likes touch and fiddle with unclothed, smooth, prepubescent, genitalia.

When I was a young boy my uncle, the renowned kiddy fiddler, pulled my pants down and fondled my unit.

by Timothy Tool November 8, 2004

finder's fee

The amount of money you pay your dealer or friend, added to the price of your drugs/alcohol, in retribution for getting it to you.

Person 1: Yo, can you get me a quarter for $25?
Person 2: Sure, but I'll tag on a $5 finder's fee

by violaplayer994 August 16, 2010

finders keepers

derived from an old children's adage "finders keepers, losers weepers",which basically asserts that anything found or discovered by someone automatically entitles them to ownership of that property.

"so that bag of money that fell off the armored car onto your front lawn...you gonna return it to the bank?"

"nope. finders keepers....so see you in Mexico!"

by polo November 29, 2004

Fiddler Crab

Refers to a man who masturbates exclusively and excessively with only one hand giving him an overly muscled forearm and bicep on only one side.

I could tell that fiddler crab was right handed because one arm looked like Mike Tyson and the other like Steve Urkell.

by Beaver Nibbler July 7, 2011

kiddy fiddler

Usually a bearded, middle aged gentleman, who hides in park bushes and hangs around schools and playgrounds.
Sometimes wears a trenchcoat and nothing else underneath.

"So.....trick or treating eh?......I have lots of sweets inside."

by Kurt Malton May 18, 2004