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Destination Fucked

When your mums drunk on the roof downing beers and thinking she’s invincible; your son’s giving you the finger (also known as flipping the bird); and your pig is drunkenly rampaging around your dying garden.
Uhoh mums on the roof again, porkys become a cannibal and Daniels got his finger up his ass, their half way down to Destination Fucked.
by Chance_the_minted_rapper April 11, 2019
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fucked stupid

Similarly to fucked silly, this saying is used after sexual intercourse describing how hard he or she was fucked
Girl 1: "last night I was fucked stupid, omg"
Girl 2: "I'm dating your boyfriend."

Girl 1: "what?"
by jeezitscheeze April 15, 2020
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You got me fucked up

An interjectional phrase denoting frustration due to a misunderstanding, assumption, claim or threat.
1. "Oh, you got me fucked up. I have never dated that man in my life."
2. "If you think I'm gonna let you leave my store without paying me, you got me fucked up."

3. "Yeah, you got me fucked up, bro. That's not a fair trade."
by princeoffacade January 17, 2022
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Got me fucked up

1. When someone has underestimated you, or your worth.

2. When someone tries to accuse you of doing or saying something you would never do or say.
3. When someone actually thinks you care, but in actuality you actually don't.
4.When someone thinks they have control over you, but you had control the entire time.
You got me fucked up when you texted me at 2a.m. talking some bullshit about why you are staying away from me, when in reality I'm staying away from you because you are immature and stupid.
by WhoA May 27, 2014
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fucked in half

being so drunk that you lose every basic motor skill. a step above shit-faced and step below death.
Man1: Dude i was fucked in half last night.
Man2: were you able to drive home?
Man1: fuck drivin, dude. i was having trouble with door knobs.
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Destination fucked

No EXACT definition; when it happens, you'll know it. Alternatively:
*Australian accent* There's a sheila drinking beer and hitting herself. She tries to be Tony Hawk. She fails hard. She lays there for a while. Here's a kid pulling the finger. To the right you'll notice fire and there's a fat pig. Okey dokey.
I'd say fire qualifies as a gateway to destination fucked.
by PHlegmaticul November 29, 2018
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i need to get fucked respectfully

hey kevin, i know your grandma just died and all but i need to get fucked respectfully.
by PizzaRollKev December 1, 2021
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