shit flinger

A shit flinger is one whom takes it upon themselves to fling shit at an object, person or just for the sake of it. Shit flinging originated it Croydon, England when a mental patient started the trend by flinging some shit at a nearby lamp post.

'Wow did you see how far that shit went? That guys a real ace shit flinger.'

by luciferean July 7, 2008

feline fest

the female version of a sausage fest.
when the number of females largely outnumbers the number of males

where are the guys at? oh that's right, i forgot we're having a feline fest.

by Bri K. June 28, 2010

fling flong pants

Pants that allow the male genitalia to flop around freely in a fling flong like motion.

As Mr. Howell played floor hockey his penis flopped around aggressively in his fling flong pants.

by Mimi2680 December 31, 2013

Flinger

People who, after washing their hands at your sink(s)...fling them and make a really nasty mess all over sink and counters!!!

He came in, petted the dogs, went to the kitchen sink to wash his hands and made a real mess. He is a flinger.

by docsdeb May 1, 2015

fling

deliberately short-term sexual relationship between two people. Longer than a one-night stand, not as serious-sounding as "affair", more frankly physical than the discreet or twee "dalliance", the word has the associations of a much-needed sexual relief from stress, worry or hangups. No deep personal involvement required, just the sex and a bit of attention.

Office gossip: Oh, by the way, I heard about your secretary's latest fling!
Minor boss: Whaurrgh (choking on his croissant) - How did you find out?
Office gossip: ... With one of the young trainees. Hey, just a minute (grinning with delight) ....
Minor boss: What? Look, I didn't say anything! Err ... which trainee? (under his breath: the double-dealing BITCH!)

by kofi May 14, 2003

FFLILF

Future First Lady I'd Like to Fuck.

Andrew: McCain's wife is a FFLILF.
Sarah: STFU.

by Popsiclehead June 20, 2008

fling flong sausage pizza

fling flong sausage pizza, also known as F.F.S.P, is a fetish genre of porn. in the video you will find a pizza delivery guy ariving to the female customers house, with his dick coming out of the middle of the pizza. usualy the female porn star will pretend to be surprised and start sucking the so called "sausage pizza"....

jamal, where is my fling flong sausage pizza?..

by fling flong May 3, 2009