Feta

When a situation or person crumbles and/or falls apart.

They've been dating for 3 months, but the relationship went all feta and now he's single again.

She tried to fake her way through the presentation, but then she mispronounced the client's name and totally feta'd.

That J. Lo documentary was straight feta.

by WildSeedy March 27, 2024

tossed feta salad

When you're eating out a girls asshole (AKA tossing her salad) and you shove your nose right up her anus and use it as a personal tissue.. tossed FETA salad. You're welcome.

oral butthole tossed feta salad tossed feta salad

by Fartel Cluggins May 13, 2014

FETA

Stands for 'Female Erasing Trans Activist'.

She calls us TERF for our feminism, but that's what FETA do.

by Ke5s January 4, 2022

feta

falls apart easily

“I did great on the multiple choice part. But when it came to the essay – total feta.”
“Dude was having a great game but when it came to the game winning shot, bro went feta mode.”

by marriedtoateacher March 1, 2024

mute feta

(adj.) subtly or quietly bad; overrated. crumbling under the pressure like feta cheese. low key trash.

That new Quentin Tarantino movie was mute feta

by bevspeaks_nephew March 9, 2024

feta

When someone crumbles apart or falls apart

She feta after her boyfriend broke up with her.

by Slang Creator 14 March 6, 2024

Wet Feta

Noun. Wet feta is an incorrect term for cottage cheese that refers to the texture of the cheese.

David: Hey Emma I got you some Wet Feta

Emma: Don’t you mean cottage cheese?

by Lunchytable November 13, 2019