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Mint Feta

The build up of smegma to provide nutrients to one's partner during a blow job. It develops in clumps as cheese does, but give it week without washing, you're basically carrying around a dick full of snacks.
Thank god I'm uncircumcised, bae's getting plenty mint feta from this badboy tonight.
by ChildhoodRuiner January 29, 2021
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Feta

Similar to Meta
To unknowingly be so self referential

In a naively contradictory sort of way
Causing the emotion of cheese among spectators

(To be meta except doing it obliviously and naively)
My parent's were trying to educate me on their "superior" music taste, they proceeded to continue listening to Oasis, just 24 hours after declaring them the shittest band to emerge from Manchester.

How very Feta of them

Me: Can i have some Feta on my salad?
Waitress: *hands me a Btec version of Matty Healy*
by The Thesaurus-Rex May 21, 2020
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Feta Fugly

When a guy drops his paints and the stench of hoe slaps you in the face. Also known as cheese dick. Common association of this is found in any dive on a Friday night mackin' @ a small town local dive.
Yo' girl don't take that drink I herd he's got that Feta Fugly hiding in his pants.
by YourmomAcry$4UCheeseDck January 13, 2010
mugGet the Feta Fuglymug.

mute feta

(adj.) subtly or quietly bad; overrated. crumbling under the pressure like feta cheese. low key trash.
That new Quentin Tarantino movie was mute feta
by bevspeaks_nephew March 9, 2024
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feta

“I did great on the multiple choice part. But when it came to the essay – total feta.”
“Dude was having a great game but when it came to the game winning shot, bro went feta mode.”
by marriedtoateacher March 1, 2024
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feta

When someone crumbles apart or falls apart
She feta after her boyfriend broke up with her.
by Slang Creator 14 March 6, 2024
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Puck Feta

A cleaner version of "Fuck Peta".
Puck Feta, I'm gonna go kill some Vegans
by lolmaster444 April 6, 2025
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