Shut the french windows

A phrase used not as a substitute for 'Shut the fuck up"

The english, classier version of Shut the front Door

Phyllis Logan from Downton Abbey at the Sag Awards 2013: "Oh my God, Shut the French windows!"

by fede01_8 January 27, 2013

french girls

1) Classy, exotic girls who give good head to their love.

2) A woman who is thrilled by a man who she knows is cold toward her.

He was fat, but she was french. They were the type of thing you couldn't duplicate. A certain, "I don't know what."

by of the unknown September 3, 2005

French Dip au Jus

When a Jewish woman or woman of Hebrew descent, inserts a warm baguette into her vagina.

Did you here Larraine Rosenberg was found behind the synagogue enjoying a French Dip au Jus?

by Finn Gerbang January 6, 2015

french taunt

The greatest insult known to man kind. You give someone the french taunt by going: You don't frighten us, English pig-dogs! Go and boil your bottoms, sons of a silly person. I blow my nose at you, so-called Arthur-king, you and all your silly English kaniggets. Thppppt! I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal, you food trough whopper! I fart in your general direction! You mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries. Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time-a!

However, it is better to simply say: "I give you the french taunt."

After a insult fight, Bob had trouble coming up with a comeback, so he pulled his trump card: the french taunt.

by Pythian.Lygume June 21, 2014

french seal

A French seal is a sexual position where two people press their buttholes together, forming a seal.

We were grinding and even French sealed, but it stopped as soon as I farted.

by Organomics January 9, 2020

The Dirty Frenchman

White wine or champagne made dirty by adding olive juice. The drink came about from an episode of the cartoon "Home Movies"

"Time to forget the book and make some drinks of my own. Let's see, wine, olive juice, voila! The Dirty Frenchman!"

by tofubot June 12, 2009

The frothy frenchmen

When a man ejaculates on a woman's face and his sperm resembles that of a mustache. He then proceeds to put a beret on the woman and commands her to make him a sandwhich.

Yo dude, I heard you gave Alice the frothy frenchmen after the chorus recital in the second pew!

by spencer hills August 30, 2009