Fretching

To fart when you are mid-stretch

My mom embarrassed me by fretching in front of my friends.

by Jungldbll December 26, 2016

footching

To alleviate an itch of the foot by rubbing it with the other foot.
Most often done in bed.

I woke up this morning and had a MASSSIVE footching session. The best way to start the day.

by MarishConners July 31, 2012

Fetchin

A way to say "cool" or "b****in" adapted from a saying from Mean Girls by Gretchen. "That is so fetch."

Lady Gaga: That is sooooo fetch.
Ke$ha: Stop trying to make "Fetch" happen, Gaga
Lady Gaga: You're just not fetchin enough to appreciate it.

by cucumber27 November 24, 2010

midget felching

The sport, or art, depending on your affiliation, of inserting live human midgets into your ass for the express purpose of sexual gratification.

Did you see the size of that little colored midget that SheikEric felched last night?

by chance June 19, 2003

ass felching

Ass felching is the act of ejaculating into the ass of a woman (or man) and then sucking the semen back out of the anal cavity.

"I plowed my lady in the butt and then proceeded by ass felching my liquid love"

by Born to Felch September 4, 2008

Fetchin' Day

A general exclamation of something happening not to one's liking.

Austin: Fetchin' Day that guy almost crashed into my car!

by Austarn June 17, 2008

felching

To suck freshly ejaculated semen from any orifice, usually the anus.

From the Chuck Palahniuk book: "Invisible Monsters"

'"Felching," I lower my voice. I'm calm now. "Felching is when a man fucks you up the butt without a rubber. He shoots his load, and then plants his mouth on your anus and sucks out his own warm sperm, plus whatever lubrication and feces are present. That's felching. It may or may not," I add, "include kissing you to pass the sperm and fecal matter into your mouth."'

by IAmTylerDurden July 29, 2008