Brad says to Chad: "I fucked your mom last night!"
Chad says: "Go feltch a goat!"
Redneck kerfuffle ensues.
Chad says: "Go feltch a goat!"
Redneck kerfuffle ensues.
by Wordupyo! February 9, 2015
Get the feltch a goatmug. a woman down with Felching
by Cosmic Pope November 23, 2014
Get the feltch friendlymug. This is a sexual action where you dig up a dead body, preferrably one that has been dead for around a month. This allows for the body to become relatively rancid while still remaining quite juicy and supple. One person hangs the deady body from a tree by the waist, causing the corpse to take the shape of a dog. One person fucks the corpse doggy style in the ass while the other person places his mouth on the vagina/penis of the dead corpse and punches the stomache until the rancid embalming and body fluids rush into that person's mouth. (see "munion") The person fucking the corpse doggy style climaxes into the the corpse's ass and then proceeds to suck out the semen and rotten ass juice through a bendy straw. (see "feltch") The person who just performed the munion on the corpse's genitalia then sacrafices a beaver by cutting its stomache open and raping its intestines. The person who has been holding onto the feltched fluids then makes out with the person who is raping the sacraficed beavers intestines, and they both dance naked and cut themselves to "MY HELENA" by my chemical romance.
by Matthew Pearson December 30, 2007
Get the Munion Feltch Beavermug. The practice of having sex with a dead badger , then afterwards, drinking the jizzm from its arse.
It should be added here that the Badger should be "a few days old" (rotten) with flies emminating from the skull wound. The animal should also have had T.B.
When you come accross something that is particularly sick you can say to your friends - "that's horrible man, like Necro Beastial Badger Feltching".
It should be added here that the Badger should be "a few days old" (rotten) with flies emminating from the skull wound. The animal should also have had T.B.
When you come accross something that is particularly sick you can say to your friends - "that's horrible man, like Necro Beastial Badger Feltching".
A popular evening past time for members of parliament and everyone from the Isle of Man.
Common claim, I wasn't "Necro Beastial Badger Feltching, I was simply looking at the wildlife....."
Common claim, I wasn't "Necro Beastial Badger Feltching, I was simply looking at the wildlife....."
by Reginald Donkeylover October 4, 2005
Get the Necro Beastial Badger Feltchingmug. Slurping any and all substances stupid-style from any orifice or hole on the body of another, these substances could include the following:
-period blood
-cum
-melted mozzarella
-Feces
-cheese
-lube
-machine coolant
-engine oil
-aphtodisiac
-period blood
-cum
-melted mozzarella
-Feces
-cheese
-lube
-machine coolant
-engine oil
-aphtodisiac
by OGfeltcher April 28, 2025
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Get the feltching fairymug.