farty pants

Farty pants are pants that are soiled with the smell of farts.

I think my girlfriend has farty pants because I smell farts when she takes off her pants.

by sturtle July 22, 2014

Farty McPoopbottom

Basically as the word would imply, someone who has uncontrollable bodily functions in the area of flatulence and poopy stink. Someone who at any given time is known to release copious amounts of both stink farts and smelly poop, or both at the same time.

Farty McPoopbottom's usually tend to be somewhat overweight, but there are rare occasions when a normal size person may become a Farty McPoopbottom.

Guy 1: Man that movie was terrible.
Guy 2: Yeh seriously.
Guy 3: Hey did either one of you guys go in the bathroom at all? Smelled like Farty McPoopbottom in there.
Guy 2: Yeh it made me wana throw up it was so bad.
Guy 1: I didnt really think it smelled that bad.
Guy 3: Yeh well look at what your mom does to your home bathroom on a daily basis, no wonder it didnt smell that bad to you.
*Guy 1 punches Guy 3 in the face*

by Skidmark McGee August 30, 2007

farty-party

There are several guys in one room, every one of them having flatulence

"We had a farty-party yesterday and I was the DJ"

by something.like.a.phenomenon December 17, 2008

Farty

When an instrument in a song has too much distortion or is in bad quality.

ie. like a fart.

Person 1: Have you heard that song "Sail?"
Person 2: Yeah, that song's pretty good except for the farty bass that comes in every few seconds.

by pattyville September 10, 2013

farty

A party that has the entertainment value of a fart.

This is no party. It's a fucking farty.

by Ereck Flowers November 7, 2018

The Farty Marty

When your dad farts in your moms mouth during sex.

Dave Riedl's mom is Farty Marty

by Zack December 17, 2004

Farty Poul

An inebriated spoonerism uttered upon witnessing a faux pas wherein the proclamation of "Farty Poul" becomes more humorous than the original gaffe.

(Man knocks over full ashtray)
"Farty Poul!"

by kiwi-man May 26, 2013