faobese

fat and obese

“you’re such a neek”
“that’s like saying faobese bro”

by neilisthekingofslang June 11, 2023

Fatbeard

A fat, smelly, nerdy white guy with a beard and long hair whose into stereotypically dorky hobbies/interests such as comic books, sci-fi, anime, traditional RPGs, colectible card games, LARPing, and/or furry art.

Rarely seen in public, they only come out of their parent's basements to attend conventions of their favorite interests, such as Star Trek, Inuyasha, or furry porn. Fatbeards have the personality of a wood plank.

Fatbeards are also known as:
trekkie, otaku, Linux user, cosplayer, Wapanese, furry, LARPer, otherkin, and loser.

The Comic Book Dealer from The Simpsons embodies what a fatbeard is.

by Plug Mama February 23, 2005

Fatball

A sport, only played by Americans (and somtimes Candaians).

It involves 22 overweight to obese players(usually in the double digit IQ range) throwing a Prolate spheroid and jumping on eachother.

Dude, why does anyone watch Fatball? It's just a bunch of fat sweaty idiots in tights jumping on eachother, grabbing balls. can it get any more gay?

by REAL Football player January 9, 2009

fatbags

great big hoofin pair of titties

id love to stick my pingu in her fatbags

by john "the creator of the word" fatbags January 10, 2003

fatbridge

to be girthy in size

My dick is fatbridge

by hobo stew January 13, 2009

fatoo

1) A tatoo seen on a skinny person at first then later on the same person only after they gained 100 lbs and the fatoo has expanded.
2) A tatoo that is hidden by the excess of fat on a person.

Check out the fatoo on that whale!

by Andy Sipos April 3, 2005

fatback

Late 60's, early 70's style funk rhythm guitar, often accomplished using a wah pedal and 9th chords. Listen to the theme of "Shaft."

That dude's layin down some bad-ass fatback.

by Andy December 26, 2003