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Factophobia

A person so stupid they are afraid of facts and common knowledge.
"Donald Trump has Factophobia"
by FrogFanatic June 2, 2021
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Factophilic

The nature of accepting reality-based facts.
She's one of those factophilic people who believes that climate change is real.
by deli guy December 5, 2016
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fastplastic

A software used while employing three large firms at once.
Doug's CD was warm and quickly while he went from job to job in the fastplastic marketplace during the CNBC broadcast day.
by Barry B.A. December 28, 2006
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Fatophobe

The Fatophobe is generally an ignorant redneck bigot that thinks fat women should be the subject of ridicule. (NB Fatophobes like their women the thinner the better - if their are ribs sticking out, JACK POT!).

The fatophobe will make fun of any fat women - and if she dares to act like she is actually attractive and worthy of the same attention as her skinny counterparts, the fatophobe will target her even more.

The fatophobe's habitat is everchanging, and he is everywhere. However, the fatophobe is often seen with his fatophobe mates making fun of the larger lady - particualry in bars, or public events where large amounts of alcohol are available. He rarely works alone - only feeling 'funny' when he is with his other very clever and funny friends.
Fatophobe: 'hi there - how are you?
Fat chick: 'Good thanks - how are you?
Fatophobe: "Good. My mates and I were just talking and we wanted to tell you something"
Fat chick: "Whats that?"
Fatophobe: "Well, we wanted to tell you that you had a really nice face - but that you would have to lose about 30 pounds before any of us would fuck you' (hear the sounds of many fatophobes laughing).
by Tassiechik March 11, 2008
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fasotp

Ft?fasotp
by Lildickynicky November 3, 2020
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Faptop

Using your laptop to shield an erection when another person walks in on a fap session.
Bill used his faptop so his mom wouldn't realizing he was playing with himself in bed.
by Joe Zakelj January 11, 2011
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Faptop

A laptop that is used for mainly and quite possibly only for porn. Some people are lonely and the "Faptop" is their only lover (Plus their hands and sex toys).
After doing the spirit bomb of ejaculation to watching some really good Kim Possible Hentai, I couldn't seem to get my Semen out of my keyboard, I really hope I don't destroy my Faptop, then I would never be able to watch TheWizChannel.
by TheWizIV October 11, 2014
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