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masterbating date-imitater

The guy who imagines a whole date with a girl using his hand as the girl. He'll cook diner and then just makeout with his hand too scared to make a move, c,mon you know they exist....

.....also, he may put clothes on it, even name it
Doug: "Hey Rocco, remember Norb?"

Rocco: "Ya, man, he used to try and get me to talk to Julie, ...I mean his hand, ...really freaked me out man.

Doug: "Dude I know, he was a classic case of a masterbating date-imitater."
by deliverer of babys January 16, 2011
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nasterbating

nasty masterbating, usually the kind you accidently witness. Potentially involving unconventional lubes such as sweat from mowing the lawn, old milk, taco drippings, or water from under your fridge.
Walked in on my friend nasterbating the other day, his blow up doll was wrecked. It hurt my soul to witness that.
by JJRamzilla May 20, 2013
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Crying while masterbating

The depressive state where your hunger for vagina overshadows your temporary sadness. This state often results in the victim masterbating over violent porn, using his own tears as lubricant as desperate howls of anguish escape his lips.
B.A. was crying while masterbating after someone paid out his altezza tail lights the other night.
by Anal ejaculator January 12, 2012
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Fasturbating.com

Fasturbating.com - Fast Masturbating

Website of adult comntent for live adult video communication
I'll go to visiti Fasturbating.com for a quick morning Masturbation!
by Goofy77 April 19, 2025
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asterbating

Jacking off to a ass you saw earlier in the day
Imgonna have to go home and be asterbating
by Bigotisyouknowthis January 6, 2016
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Masterbating window licker

A person that follows you , annoys you, and always seems to be standing behind you . He or she tries to do eveyones job but their own with an intelligence level of a fucktard
by Whoswho 1 June 4, 2018
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Frusterbating

The act of Masturbating with the sole purpose of relieving one's self of "Blue Balls."
"I got stuck Frusterbating after my date on the weekend."
by Thatfbtho March 5, 2019
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