Farticle Accelerator

A object such as a fan that when stood in front of accelerates the dispersion of human gases

Dude..you shouldn't stand in front of that "Farticle Accelerator" after you pounded all those burritos at Taco Bell...That's just nasty

by wpgbrainscanner October 12, 2008

poo farticles

in referance to the nomber of shit particles in the air when farting on another persons pillow

I got pink eye becausse john ripped his poo farticles all over my pillow

by McKILLBABYS February 21, 2009

brain-farticle

very short term lapse of cognizant thinking

Chris: "...and then I went and got an ounce and then... uh... um... uh... SHIT"
Aimee: "dude that was a total brain-farticle"

by mee and her October 18, 2008

Farticles

Particles that are produced when a fart is realesed

Farticles smell very bad when realesed because the particles in them have carbon which is produced when food is eaten.

by Wizard 77 May 19, 2018

Farticles

The Microscopic fecal matter that is Emitted While passing gas

I sleep in underwear to contain my nightly farticles

by Cfishb September 27, 2021

farticle

an article used for blatant decisive purposes or that's incredibly boring to the reader may that be political religious scientific etc.

Wow Wanda this blog post on BuzzFeed is such a farticle.

Jeez Jimmy that farticle we read in class today was an absolute slog.

by Bears take shits April 26, 2021

Farticle

Microscopic poop particles passed within a fart.

The composition of a fart include: nitrogen, hydrogen, carbon dioxide, methane, oxygen, mercaptans, AND FARTICLES.

Farticles rushed onto their undergarments as they busted ass.

by FromBeyond December 26, 2018